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Flatulence is the expulsion of methane through the rectum.

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Anal Audio is nothing to be embarrassed about. However, if you find yourself exercising the meat nozzle in polite circles, you may want to refer to your trouser coughs in a way other than as the standard "fart". Please refer to the following list of alternatives:

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