| sin: an offense against religious or moral belief infidelity: lack of belief in a religion |
...And on the seventh day, God rested. It was on this day that I came upon the stark realization of God's own limitations. For six millenia he mocked me with his falsifications of all knowing compassion and vast benevolence towards humanity. On more than 70 trillion documented occasions, He failed to provide for me, allowing me to go without providence in times of great need and showing little if any of His much-touted "boundless love." Already skating on thin ice, he had the balls to deny me
adequate access to education by surrounding me with his stupid followers. This was unacceptable and I struck out at Him. Conquering the foul beast, I have assumed command of MY world. His approximately 3.5 billion puppets...err.. human followers will now answer to Me. Unfortunately, efforts to contact Me via the intercessionary medium of prayer will be equally unsuccessful. |
Following the advise of their attorney, the Son and the Holy Ghost have not offered comment on the hostile takeover
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